Friday, February 15, 2013
I have erectile dysfunction. There, I said it.
It’s surprising really, since I don’t have the appropriate appendage for such an affliction, what with being a girl, and all. Nonetheless, it seems I can’t get it up and need help doing so.
I’m not sure when it began, but apparently I’ve had this issue for years.
I am promised that my lack of performance will be the demise of my marriage. If I take their recommended medication, my self esteem will increase, my sex life will improve and my partner will be satisfied.
I didn't know he wasn't before, but who am I to say? After all, I can't get it up.
Well, I can't go through life, limp and hang-dogged, so to speak. So I'll just reply to one of these emails and see if I can't perk things up a bit...